Comments on Pretty, but Shallow: Emergency Plan In Place

It isn't safe to drink coffee while reading your b...

2009-06-29T07:19:13.660-04:00

It isn't safe to drink coffee while reading your blog.

As I just mentioned to Dixie, my family smokes. I ...

2009-06-20T17:04:30.832-04:00

As I just mentioned to Dixie, my family smokes. I also need Lola to make sure no one puts an ashtray on me.

I have given this a little thought-I just don't wa...

2009-06-20T16:51:48.550-04:00

I have given this a little thought-I just don't want my brother-inlaw standing over me saying "Gawd, it doesn't even look like her"
while he gnaws on a chicken wing, like he did at his own mother's wake.
I may have to opt for a closed lid if the old bastard out-lives me. I had better put that in writing.

Crap, I hadn't even thought of this before! I'm o...

2009-06-20T10:35:49.418-04:00

Crap, I hadn't even thought of this before! I'm off to call the BFF right this very second.

That sounds like a sound emergency plan. However, ...

2009-06-20T08:38:28.922-04:00

That sounds like a sound emergency plan. However, besides the purse which is a great idea, I thought you might want to specify which of your extensive perfume collection you would want to carry to the afterlife because I'm certain you always want to be smelling good.