Wide-On-noun or in this case could totally be a verb. A slang term referring to female sexual arousal that is synonymous with the its male equivalent, the "hard-on".
Ex. "Ayyyyeee caramba, dios mio! Javier Barden es realmente masculino y atractiva, él me da un "Wide-on" tan grande como el grande de Rio!
Speak Spanish? Hell, I would speak in tongues just to spend a few minutes ogleing this serious hunk of Hispanic love.
This was the most "naked" shot I could find of him. Sorry I couldn't find the bottom, but seriously, use your imaginations. Lucky Penelope Cruz. I would write her to get some "dimensions" but I doubt she would answer. That smirk she has going on in all those L'Oreal ads says it all though. That man is laying some serious pipe on her, I know that look. I used to have it myself back in the day.
So enjoy what I did find and lets start lobbying for more naked roles for Senor Bardem.
Okay, Blogger or possibly my computer is being a little bitch tonight, but I can't get anymore of the pictures I have of Javier to post. So just keep scrolling up and looking at the cover picture. The rest had clothes on anyway.
Have a wonderful weekend and keep sending me those suggestions!
Lisa
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You are amazing. LOL.
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