Wide-On Of The Week: OKA.b Shoes

Wide-On-noun-A slang term denoting female passion and desire.

Ex: "Friday "Wide-On's" don't necessarily apply only to pictures of hot people, but can be applied to all things I desire. Like these really cute shoes."

As you remember from a previous post, I have a really fun part-time job (as in a steady paycheck sort of job) where I work at this amazingly fabulous spa. Yes, I sort of get a paycheck, however I use "sort of" because I tend to plow my earnings back into services and products on a weekly basis.

How I explain this to my husband is that now we are breaking even on my beauty habit, as opposed to before when I just used his money to support my cosmetic/fashion addiction.

Well I haven't really explained yet, but I plan to do that eventually when he notices that we seem not to be making any sort of positive financial progress. We did our budget ( a new big scary word for me) a few months ago, and I watched him adding up our bills and looking puzzled because of the gap between what we should have at the end of the month and what we have in reality is so.....vastly different.

I would look puzzled too, but I had just had my bi-annual shots of Radiesse and Botox and was unable to express that sort of anxious expression. The vodka and Xanax probably didn't help either, I just sat there chewing ice and saying "hmmmmmm...I don't know where that extra xxxx amount of money could possibly be."

Then I went back to admiring my new Donald J. Pliner slides. Big numbers confuse me anyway. People should stick with what they know.

And I know cute shoes.

So these are OKA.b shoes. I had (gasp) never seen them before I started working at the spa. You can find them from us--Lemongrass Day Spa or on their site, Shoes That Love You. The selection of styles are totally precious. Not only are they cute, but they are engineered with a specially designed foot bed that massages the foot and applies the principals of reflexology to keep your feet in adorable comfort all day. They are washable, antimicrobial, and waterproof.

That was a big paragraph for me. Let me sum it up this way: you could actually get laid in these shoes, unlike those ugly ass, yard dyke Crocs. You remember "Yard Dyke" right? If you don't, let me explain; she's one of my alternate personalities that comes out every spring. She thinks she has the power to clean up my huge and unmanageable lawn. This year I want Mattel to do an action figure of her, complete with jug of Round Up, big ass gas powered weed wacker, and of course, Crocs with socks. I think it will be a collector item, right up there with my menopausal action figure, "The Flash"

We have ours on sale, even better for me (and you). 10% off the first pair you buy, 15% if you buy two, and 20% if you buy three pairs. See, you save money by purchasing more and everyone knows you have to spend money for other people to make money.

Or something along those lines.

Love and kisses,

Lisa