Wide-On Of The Week: Nick Lachey

Wide-On: noun. A slang term synonymous with "hard-on". Indicates a state of sexual arousal in females.

Ex: Why didn't hot guys like this offer me rides in their pick up trucks during my hitchhiking days? What a total wide-on he gives me!


Thank you anonymous reader for suggesting Nick. I wouldn't have thought of him, but after cruising pictures of him, I was actually impressed. On the scale of "Would I randomly blow him?" that runs through my head when I look at men, he came up a solid seven on my scale from 1-10. That's not too bad. I suspect he's probably a little light in the intellect department, but what's that have to do with spontaneous fellatio anyway?

Enjoy the other pictures I found of him. Gotta love the tattoos, they do give him that sort of bad boy vibe that is always good.

Keep sending those suggestions in. I won't publish your name unless you want it, I'm all about the anonymous!

Enjoy your weekend!

Lisa