Wide-On Of The Week: Sharon Stone's Shoes

Wide-On noun. A slang term usually referring to female sexual response to a physical, i.e. human object of desire. However it is occasionally used to describe lust for an object of clothing or an especially appealing accessory item.

Ex: "OMG! The shoes Sharon Stone is rocking on her nudie Paris Match Cover give me a total wide-on."

Forget the fact that she is semi-naked and in bondage gear, I am so over seeing middle aged women naked or half naked all over the place. Yes, we could all look this hot if we had trainers, nutritionists, plastic surgeons, stylists, make up artists, hairdressers, world famous photographers, lighting specialists, and Photoshop at our disposal. That does make it a smidge easier to look hot at mid-life.


Copy cat. I have the exact same ensemble that I clean house in. Those rubber gloves are very useful when I'm scrubbing mold out of grout.

But those shoes!! I must have those. I've been online all morning trying to find out the designer. I'm guessing Dior or YSL, but have no confirmation of either yet. If anyone finds out, please email me.

I may recreate this look for my annual holiday card. That would certainly shake things up a bit. No one really wants another picture of my cats wearing felt antlers propped on their mantle. I know when I'm being humored.

Have a great weekend