Wide-On Of The Week: Gerard Butler

Wide-On. noun. A slang term denoting a state of female sexual interest and arousal.

Ex: "Gerard Butler has been giving me a wide-on ever since I saw him in the movie "300".

I'm starting to think I just really have a thing for British men. If you check through past "Wide-On" features, a high proportion of them are British. My twenties and thirties were littered with with traveling rugby players from England, Ireland, and Scotland.

You didn't even have to play rugby. Just having an accent was enough for me. I have a theory about foreign men; I don't care how ordinary or uninteresting he is in his own country, an accent makes men immediately hotter somewhere else in the world.

I'm a lucky women however. My very American husband speaks various languages, and has a wonderful faculty for accents. Having been stationed in England for many years, he can turn his old accent on and off at will. It's like having several different foreign men around. I believe he is working on learning one of the Baltic ones now. I'll have to start looking for some Eastern European hotties to feature.



Have a great weekend!

For even more Wide-On eye candy:

"Spread Them And Weep: The Biggest Wide-On Ever, Alexander Skarsgard"