Wide-On Of The Week: Cristiano Ronaldo

Wide-On: noun. A slang term implying a state of sexual interest or arousal in a female.

Ex: "Cristiano Ronaldo gives me such a wide-on that I may actually become a soccer fan."

This week's wide-on was suggested by one of my kind readers. Not being a sports fan, I had never heard of him. As far as I'm concerned there is only one soccer god, that of course being the iconic David Beckham and his perfectly sculpted physique. However, after looking through several pages of photographs of him, I have to say........soccer is such a pretty sport.

I haven't been to Spain yet, but he is good reason to go as far as I'm concerned. Him and Javier Bardem.



Oh, and some of the museums and such.

Have to fit culture in there somewhere. Vacations can't be all about eating, drinking, and ogling hot men.

Enjoy and have a great weekend!