Cowgirl Helper

So last night I was lounging on my back porch with a cup of detox herb tea in hand and reading a magazine over the phone with my BF. Well, she was reading me an article out of Women's Health, as she just got her latest issue today in the mail. I'm thrilled she has subscribed to something with "health" in the title because we are at two opposite ends of the spectrum in regards to healthy living. She's the wild living hedonist and I'm the rigid ascetic, so our friendship provides a good balance to each other's extremism.

I'm happy that she is finally taking an interest in her health, it's all about the baby steps toward clean living. But of course she zeroed in on the article "Assume A New Position-Five moves that will shake up your sex life". She read me off the names given to the fantastic five and I had to stop her on "Cowgirl Helper" for a description. It sounded like something you might do to add a little flair to a cheap boxed dinner.

"Look y'all! Mamma's taking this nasty box of noodles with it's packet of MSG poisoned seasoning, adding a few secret ingredients and creating a new dish for the church supper! I'm gonna call it Cowgirl Helper. Yeehaw!"

So I had her read me how to do the Cowgirl Helper, as I was dying to find out what the helper part was. That sounded like something that could be spicy. Here it is for you too:

"You kneel on top of him, pushing off his chest and sliding up and down his thighs. He grabs your hips and rises to meet each thrust."

That's it.

I must have missed something. I had her read it again as I can be a little slow in the visualization department. This sounds just like plain old Cowgirl to me, where's the helper? So I got online to pull the article up myself just in case she deliberately left something out. I need visuals.

That's it. I even checked the sheets to see if there was a helper hidden somewhere in them, perhaps the helper was in the other room finishing their drink, who knows? Maybe they were in the kitchen whipping up a delicious feast of Hamburger Helper for after the debauchery. I hope they follow the low fat cooking suggestion or use tofu instead of beef, as I'm off of red meat.

If nothing else today, do check the original article just to see the other four positions and the silly names someone came up with for them.

http://www.womenshealthmag.com/sex-and-relationships/better-sex-positions?page=3

Don't hurt yourself this weekend. Stretching is always key before any physical activity.

Love and Kisses,

Cult Diva Helper