This morning while listening to the "Today" show, they mentioned "Sex in the City Syndrome", which is where groups of women go out, get drunk, talk shit, and hopefully engage in sex with inappropriate strangers.
My entire late teens through twenties can be summed up by a fake disease named after an HBO show? Yes, and some of my thirties too dammit. I was a late bloomer into adulthood.
Didn't everyone do this? So what do guys have, "Entourage Syndrome"?
I just wish it could have been a syndrome earlier, as I would have used it to get a handicapped parking pass. I currently am trying to get one by proving to the DMV that I'm an emotional cripple. I even had my therapist write me a note. It said "Cult Diva is a crazy bitch".
Okay, he didn't really write it, I did. But it was on letterhead that I stole from his office after a session, and I'm sure that's what he thinks the whole time I'm talking. I swear I watched him write it one time when he was taking notes.
However the story on "Today" had to more with women drinking too much and then driving home, which is quite serious. Every woman who is serious about her drink should live within walking distance of a bar.
I did love "Sex In The City", but I always found their discussions to be lacking something, that something being vicious backstabbing. Are you going to tell me that you have four women hanging out and no body talks shit about one when she goes home early?
You know as well as I do that Carrie sometimes missed in the fashion department, Charlotte was frigid, Samantha was a slut, and there was always something vaguely dyke-ish about Miranda. And sometimes they hung out with those two queens and still no one said anything ugly about anyone else.
Right.
I'm sticking to reality TV.
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I love your irreverant sense of humor and look forward to reading your posts. Please let me know next time you are in Atlanta. We definitely need to get together for cocktails. The Peach Tart
I would love that. I will take you down to my mom's bar--she has a chinese/sports gay bar. You would get tons of new material there-plus I know enough people to bail us out if we get too rowdy!
I wish they had SATC when I was in my 20s, for I, too was a late bloomer and had to learn the 2am Booty Call business the hard way.
But I do loves me some SATC, at least the early years when they were slutty and catty; then they got cancer and kids and a conscious about spending $450 on shoes and they kinda lost me
My problem with Sex & the City is that the girls talked.
LMAO! First I know you know that reality is faker than triple F tits. Secondly Miranda turned out to be gay in real life, well the actress portaying her.
Carrie would wear the craziest stuff sometimes. My fave character was..........................damn can't think of one. Ok Maybe I liked the slut out of all of them.
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